leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

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50c:

are you crying

nah i yawned 

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I need to stop getting mad over little things.

Anonymous:
What is nsfw?

ajantas:

not so fast, Walter